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Scott Trautman wrote:
Re: Report Anal requests
From: Shawn Hogan
Date: Friday, December 3, 1999
Time: 10:02:40 pm
>Okay, so I asked for a count on a coupla reports, bam, you produced. Cool.
>
>Furtherly Anal than that, nitpicky me would love to see page numbers on your
>reports as
>Page 5 of 6. Me also messy and anal, so me sometimes miss page off printer,
>or on desk, and tear hair out when page not
>in daily "packet" of transactions......lessee, 3 of 6, 5 of 6, wait, where's
>4 of 6? That's my return # on page 4...
All reports already have page # on them (at least that I know of)...
>....and....don't suppose a feller could basically print reports (as in
>pretty much all of em) to a CSV file or sumpin
>ya can page through as a Texas sized text file and page through an' figur'
>out what stupid thing ya did with billing 3 weeks ago that seems to make no
>sense at all now and is really screwing you up.....
Nope.
>And completely off the wall from that, stinkin' thinkin. Is there any
>reporting service out there, like D&B, or a
>credit bureau where I could ship off, nice&easy, how freakin' slow some
>people's children are in paying their bills? Pffffft, so Mr. Excuses, ya
>can't get that 51st credit card or next lease because yur marked as a
>reeeeal slow payer.
>
>Better yet, your next ISP. Credit reference please?
{lol} That one I can't help you with, sorry. :-)
>Am I not just naughty? It's settled then, my wife must spank me now.
Not even going to touch it.
>Opti-defs:
>
>Opti-bowl: in about 5 years, tier 3 collegiate annual whing-ding with Shawn
>as hostmaster
>Opti-bowl: in about 10 years, after there's 2 ISP's left, and Opti-gold is
>absorbed by the borg,
> the bowling alley Shawn bought to amuse himself....and completely
>computerized...with robots....
>
>Opti-fowl: not paying Shawn for your next 1000 users before the weekend
>Opti-growl: "man you guys are really weird, lay off the eggnog".......
>Opti-plow: Immersion billing training. Your billing guy takes off and you
>have to figure it out, today, yourself.
>Opti-cow: Where is the freaking' audit history button? How do I cancel
>people? How do I get that stupid usage reminder off? Can I rerun the "Post
>Queued Payments report"? I want to press one button and it do everything.
>
>Opti-bold: Being mean to Shawn for any reason short of him kicking your dog,
>really hard, and laughing evily about it
>Opti-hold: "I don't really understand what that would accomplish, but I'll
>think about it....."
>Opti-crew: Why all of us of course. We ought have tea&crumpets together
>sometime.
>
>It does appear I have too much time on my hands. Just giddy and goofy from a
>week of Opti-plowing. After not dealing with billing at all for a week before
>that.
{dying of laughter} Okay... yes... you *DO* have way too much time on
your hands. I almost want to keep that, but I'm not sure what I would do
with it... it's not like I can forward it to my friends, because they
won't really get any of it.
Hey Scott, you want to have a free trip to Orlando or San Jose to work at
the Optigold ISP booth at the ISPCONs next year? {lol}
- Shawn
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Shawn D. Hogan
President, Digital Point Solutions
http://www.digitalpoint.com
(858) 452-3696
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