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Scott Trautman wrote:

>Okay, so I asked for a count on a coupla reports, bam, you produced. Cool.
>
>Furtherly Anal than that, nitpicky me would love to see page numbers on
your
>reports as
>Page 5 of 6. Me also messy and anal, so me sometimes miss page off
printer,
>or on desk, and tear hair out when page not
>in daily "packet" of transactions......lessee, 3 of 6, 5 of 6, wait,
where's
>4 of 6? That's my return # on page 4...

All reports already have page # on them (at least that I know of)...

Okay, I'm thinking through it more and perhaps not as nifty necessary keen
as I thought.
It pleases me though. Isn't that enough? :^)

>....and....don't suppose a feller could basically print reports (as in
>pretty much all of em) to a CSV file or sumpin
>ya can page through as a Texas sized text file and page through an' figur'
>out what stupid thing ya did with billing 3 weeks ago that seems to make no
>sense at all now and is really screwing you up.....

Nope.

Not even rate a "I don't see the point, but I'll think about it..???"

>And completely off the wall from that, stinkin' thinkin. Is there any
>reporting service out there, like D&B, or a
>credit bureau where I could ship off, nice&easy, how freakin' slow some
>people's children are in paying their bills? Pffffft, so Mr. Excuses, ya
>can't get that 51st credit card or next lease because yur marked as a
>reeeeal slow payer.
>
>Better yet, your next ISP. Credit reference please?

{lol} That one I can't help you with, sorry. :-)

Wahl, the Opti connection would be some kind of edi type squirt of data from
Opti.
Probably not useful without some better identifyer like they're...social
security number...
ask that as they sign up for an account.....

>Am I not just naughty? It's settled then, my wife must spank me now.

Not even going to touch it.

>Opti-defs:
>
>Opti-bowl: in about 5 years, tier 3 collegiate annual whing-ding with Shawn
>as hostmaster
>Opti-bowl: in about 10 years, after there's 2 ISP's left, and Opti-gold is
>absorbed by the borg,
> the bowling alley Shawn bought to amuse himself....and completely
>computerized...with robots....
>
>Opti-fowl: not paying Shawn for your next 1000 users before the weekend
>Opti-growl: "man you guys are really weird, lay off the eggnog".......
>Opti-plow: Immersion billing training. Your billing guy takes off and you
>have to figure it out, today, yourself.
>Opti-cow: Where is the freaking' audit history button? How do I cancel
>people? How do I get that stupid usage reminder off? Can I rerun the "Post
>Queued Payments report"? I want to press one button and it do everything.
>
>Opti-bold: Being mean to Shawn for any reason short of him kicking your
dog,
>really hard, and laughing evily about it
>Opti-hold: "I don't really understand what that would accomplish, but I'll
>think about it....."
>Opti-crew: Why all of us of course. We ought have tea&crumpets together
>sometime.
>
>It does appear I have too much time on my hands. Just giddy and goofy from
a
>week of Opti-plowing. After not dealing with billing at all for a week
before
>that.

{dying of laughter} Okay... yes... you *DO* have way too much time on
your hands. I almost want to keep that, but I'm not sure what I would do
with it... it's not like I can forward it to my friends, because they
won't really get any of it.

Hey Scott, you want to have a free trip to Orlando or San Jose to work at
the Optigold ISP booth at the ISPCONs next year? {lol}

Oh yeah. That'd be cool.
I would have come out and "entertained" informally at ISPCon this year, had
I, sadly,
not been in Amsterdam at that time on vacation. Boo hoo hoo. I missed you
all sooo
much really not!

Yeah, much less friends, like my wife would understand either. She hears me
cackling
down here and is convinced I must be looking at porno in the dark instead of
emailing
THIS. (midnight, way past my bedtime. robo-shawn, is on his second wind....)

SMT

- Shawn

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Shawn D. Hogan
President, Digital Point Solutions
http://www.digitalpoint.com
(858) 452-3696

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