It's a lot of fun.
1. Because your wife won't get mad if you hire a maid. Hire a hooker, on the other hand...
I agree with the article writing. If you write well, you could easily charge $6-$8 for an article.
If someone complains and you're using fake testimonials, the FTC can prosecute you (in the US, anyway). Just FYI.
43. I used to think that wasn't the case, then (when I was your age) I thought it was the case, then I got older still and realized it's not.
Cheating. The "no guy friends" thing is kind of twisted, too. Perhaps there are other reasons that things weren't working out with your old...
Sounds like a phishing attempt to me. ;)
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