Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
Here are two great quotes from the movie Planes, Trains & Automobiles: "You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an...
- "When I was growing up in Bakersfield, my favorite thing in all the world was to go to the movies on Saturday afternoons for the Chapter Plays."...
One day i bought a house, and i didnt know what to name it. so i went to the guy next door and said what should i name my house, and he said......
A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this...
A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?" The guy says, "Well, one day I...
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference....
"Don't you find it a little bit (of a) coincidence that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor?"- "I think they drew the...
- "Taggart." - "Yes, sir." - "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes." - "What do you want me to do, sir?" - "I...
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The...
- "It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life."- "What do you mean?" - "Well, at one point, you've got it, then you lose it. And it's gone...
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!"...
A new sandwich bar claims that it can make any type of sandwich immediately and are so confident that they promise to pay a thousand dollars to...
"Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries!" Toy Story 3 "I'm glad he's single because I'm...
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